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Empress Bulblax
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Scientific Name YOUR MOTHER
Family Grub-dog (More like YOUR MOM!)
Areas None
Underground Areas FORGOR CAVE [AS SKULL EMPRESS BULBLAX {FORGOR EMPRESS}]
Challenge Mode Levels INFINITY ASSES
Carry Weight YOUR MOM[999999999999 HYPERMASSIVE BLACKHOLES]
Carry Weight ASSHOLE in Pikmin 1
in Pikmin 2
Max. Carriers -30 Pikmin
Max. Carriers YOURMOM.EXE Pikmin in Pikmin 1
Pikmin in Pikmin 2
Seed Worth DICK SHITS
Treasure Value -666 pokos
Attacks Crushes megamind, causes pikmin to fall, births wiki users
Taxonomy
Kingdom MUSHROOM KINGDOM
Phylum [Pepa:]

We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no We don't talk about Bruno, but It was my wedding day

[Félix:] It was our wedding day

[Pepa:] We were getting ready And there wasn't a cloud in the sky

[Félix:] No clouds allowed in the sky

[Pepa:] Bruno walks in with a mischievous grin

[Félix:] Thunder

[Pepa:] You're telling the story or am I?

[Félix:] I'm sorry, mi vida, go on

[Pepa:] Bruno says, "It looks like rain"

[Félix:] Why did he tell us?

[Pepa:] In doing so, he floods my brain

[Félix:] Abuela get the umbrellas

[Pepa:] Married in a hurricane

[Félix:] What a joyous day but anyway

[Pepa & Félix:] We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no We don't talk about Bruno

[Dolores:] Hey, grew to live in fear of Bruno stuttering or stumbling I can always hear him sort of muttering and mumbling I associate him with the sound of falling sand, ch-ch-ch It's a heavy lift with a gift so humbling Always left Abuela and the family fumbling Grappling with prophecies they couldn't understand Do you understand?

[Camilo:] Seven-foot frame, rats along his back When he calls your name it all fades to black Yeah, he sees your dreams and feasts on your screams (Hey)

[Pepa & Camilo:] We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no

[Dolores:] No, no

[Pepa & Camilo:] We don't talk about Bruno

[Dolores:] We don't talk about Bruno

[Townsperson 1:] He told me my fish would die, the next day, dead

[Ensemble:] No, no

[Townsperson 2:] He told me I'd grow a gut and just like he said

[Ensemble:] No, no

[Townsperson 3:] He said that all my hair would disappear, now, look at my head

[Ensemble:] Hey! No, no Your fate is sealed when your prophecy is read

[Isabela:] He told me that the life of my dreams Would be promised, and someday be mine He told me that my power would grow Like the grapes that thrive on the vine

[Abuela Alma:] Óye, Mariano's on his way

[Dolores:] He told me that the man of my dreams Would be just out of reach Betrothed to another It's like I hear him, now

[Isabela:] Hey sis, I want not a sound out of you

[Dolores:] It's like I can hear him now, I can hear him now

[Mirabel:] Um, Bruno Yeah, about that Bruno I really need to know about Bruno Give me the truth and the whole truth, Bruno

[Camilo:] Isabela, your boyfriend's here

[Abuela Alma & Isabela:] Time for dinner

[Camilo:] A seven-foot frame, rats along his back

[Pepa:] It was my wedding day

[Félix:] It was our wedding day

[Isabela:] He told me that the life of my dreams

[Dolores:] Grew to live in fear of Bruno stuttering or stumbling

[Camilo:] When he calls your name it all fades to black

[Pepa:] We were getting ready and there wasn't a cloud in the sky

[Félix:] No clouds allowed in the sky

[Isabela:] Would be promised and some day be mine

[Dolores:] I can always hear him sort of muttering and mumbling I associate him with the sound of falling sand, ch-ch-ch

[Camilo:] Yeah, he sees your dreams

[Pepa:] Bruno walks in with a mischievous grin

[Isabela:] He told me that my power would grow

[Dolores:] It's a heavy lift with a gift so humbling

[Camilo:] And feasts on your screams

[Félix:] Thunder

[Pepa:] You're telling the story or am I?

[Félix:] I'm sorry mi vida go on

[Isabela:] Like the grapes that thrive on the vine, I'm fine

[Dolores:] Always left Abuela and the family fumbling Grappling with prophecies they couldn't understand Do you understand

[Abuela Alma:] Óye, Mariano's on his way

[Pepa:] Bruno says, "It looks like rain"

[Félix:] Why did he tell us?

[Camilo:] Seven-foot frame, rats along his back

[Isabela:] He told me that the life of my dreams would be promised and someday be mine

[Dolores:] He told me that the man of my dreams would be just out of reach

[Pepa:] In doing so, he floods my brain

[Félix:] Abuela get the umbrellas

[Camilo:] When he calls your name it all fades to black

[Dolores:] Betrothed to another, another

[Camilo:] Yeah, he sees your dreams and feasts on your screams

[Pepa:] Married in a hurricane

[Félix:] What a joyous day

[Isabela & Dolores:] And I'm fine, and I'm fine, and I'm fine, I'm fine

[Ensemble:] He's here Don't talk about Bruno

[Mirabel:] Why did I talk about Bruno?

[Ensemble:] Not a word about Bruno

[Mirabel:] I never should have brought up Bruno

Class BRUNO MADRIGAL
Order YOUR MOTHEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Family FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS
Genus SUS DOMESTICUS
Species HE TOLD ME MY FISH WOULD DIE,THE NEXT DAY? DEAD! NO NO
Subspecies AMOGUS

who the fuck put we dont talk about bruno here. The Empress Bulblax is a boss-class enemy in Pikmin 2, and looking like an overly stuffed sausage. Its markings and general features are similar to those of the Red Bulborb, but its body is much larger and composed of five distinct segments; its comparatively tiny legs dangle above the ground. This creature is shown sleeping in the Piklopedia and cannot be awakened.

An Empress Bulblax is located on the last sublevel (5) of Hole of Beasts, sublevel 8 of Frontier Cavern, sublevel 11 of Hole of Heroes, and sublevel 4 of Emperor's Realm in Challenge Mode.


Notes[]

Olimar's Notes[]

Initial observation placed doubt on the capacity of the grub-dog family to support a strong ant- or beelike social structure, but recent studies show the family is capable of such complexity. The egg sac of the largest female grub-dog within a given range swells to dramatic proportions in response to environmental changes, such as the sudden depletion of prey species. These females temporarily take on the role of pack matriarch. Also, in pack formation it has been observed that nearly all males not involved in species reproduction undergo natural sex changes. The characteristics of such specimens are quite intriguing indeed.

Louie's Notes[]

For a sophisticated delicacy, make a pate de foie gras from this massively obese creature's liver and spread it over a sesame cracker.

How to kill[]

To defeat this enemy, throw (preferably Purple) Pikmin onto its face and call them back before it throws them off. After shaking Pikmin off, the boss rolls from side to side across the chamber in an attempt to crush its aggressors, smashing into walls, and making rocks fall from the ceiling in most encounters in the game. Although risky, the Bulblax can be petrified if the spray is released on the middle of its elongated torso.

The Empress Bulblax is one of the few bosses that can vary depending on where you encounter it: for the Hole of Beasts fight, it is easier to throw the Pikmin on the Empress Bulblax's side to the left and retreat to the alcove in the wall between attacks. Here, it is also effective to swarm the body from the left at the start of the battle, before the boss awakes. Later dungeons have the Empress continuously giving birth to Bulborb Larvae, which pose an extra threat to your Pikmin, but are helpless against their own mother's wild rolling.

When defeated, four of its body segments explode, leaving only the first segment attached to the head, which can be returned to the Research Pod and cashed for 15 pokos.

Trivia[]

  • The Empress Bulblax may shed its skin; on the last sublevel on the Hole of Beasts, right underneath the Research Pod, there appears to be an Empress Bulblax skin on the floor.
  • The Bulblax also makes a cameo appearance in the game WarioWare: Smooth Moves where the player must tilt the Wii-mote to squish the Pikmin.
  • It is impossible to wake up the Empress Bulblax in the Piklopedia, no matter how many Pikpik carrots are thrown at it.
  • The Empress Bulblax is the only member of the Grub-dog family that does not kill Pikmin by eating them.

In fanon-games[]

Pikmin and the forgor skull💀[]

appear as skull version

This is where users type in the fanon version of Empress Bulblax.

Pikmin:Redemption[]

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Later on in the game there are ones that can shed their skin in order to escape your pummeling faster. There is also an Orange Empress Bulblax that serves as a mini-boss in some caves and even appears above ground.

Pikmin:Planet Protectors[]

Appears As the Main boss in Dust Grotto, And a Mid Boss in Descendant's den, Bulborb Frontier, and Epic Hole. Also appears above ground in the Crystal Cliff Every 4 to 5 days.

Pikmin:The After Years[]

Same as in Pikmin 2.

Pikspore[]

It appears as the boss of the Bulborb Den, and later appears in Challenger's Cavern as a mid-boss. It also appears in Cliffside Meadow on certain days.

Pikmin: Power of eating assholes[]

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This boss appears in some caves, usually with emperor bulblaxes and other grub dogs accompanying it.

Violet's notes[]

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This massively obese creature is so big that any attack will be absorbed by it's thick flesh. The head is it's weak point. PS: watch out for the juveniles!

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